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Bring back the DS9 writers if they are willing, also fuck Rick Berman.

Sounds like something from Rick and Morty, don’t Floor your plumbus!

See: Facebook/Meta

You could also just pull the fuse for it, my boss did that on his vehicle.

She has big breasts?

Good question, why does he even play golf when all he does is cheat at it just like he does at everything in his life? My best guess is he is just trying to emulate actual successful people.

Let’s not forget sim cards are tiny computers as well.

Windows Recall is approved by the supreme leader.

Yup here’s a reddit post from 4yrs ago on it https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/kfpmnn/aluminium_oxynitride_aka_alon_is_the_real_world/

This, the landlord would’ve been pissed this happened because they’d have to replace it, most likely a lazy contractor did this.