Skeezix

In the 90s I promised I’d donate $100 to charity if Portishead ever wrote a happy feel good song. Still waiting.

Microsoft doesn’t really care about the employees politics. The problem was that the employees were actively trying to lower profits by shrinking the market

What’s GNU stand for?

Because profits drive everything

Imagine if you lived in a country where a simple note taped to your mailbox would eliminate all junk mail.

Wp engine can go fuck itself

I told that to my grandma.

For $10 a month you can get the brain implant without ads.

That will help them build a fuller marketing profile on you.

They call him Stumpy now and he has a nano-penis

Most companies are satisfied with adequate workers rather than diligent and empowered workers. The latter cost too much. This is a convenient way for Amazon to cull the crew without incurring bad PR. This is why it’s often a shitshow in offices and warehouses; because the workers with self esteem and motivation either get fed up and leave or are forced out. This is just a facet of Big Capitalism.

Plop plop fizz fizz.

They don’t. They probably raised the prices just so you’d quit.

Can I do the fireworks effect or the heart baloon in RCS?

Need fresh bodies for the burger mill.

Exciting. What do you plan to spend your $2 on?

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Did you see Lawrence Welk last night?

It’s a cool, cool summer.

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