But aren’t prunes made from dried plums? Where’s the juice coming from?

But Worf is 99% honour, which doesn’t compress.

I wonder if you can eat enough Elon to get a second-hand ketamine high.

It probably was, but the GM was one of those “gonna do this until my lawyer finally tells me there’s no way to finesse it through the courts” guys.

I worked a job that would dock you four hours for 1 minute late.

I think that policy lasted… three weeks? Turns out if you dock someone a full morning’s pay, you won’t see them until afternoon.

I once heard a shopkeeper complain that furries never buy anything, swat nearby customers with their tails when they move, and smell like they’ve been walking around in a hot costume all day.

When I typed ‘CSS’ into google to get the details on how to use it, ‘grid’ was the first suggestion. 😁

Unless your municipality is very different to mine, you have to put pants on to go to a store.

Food always tastes better when someone made it for you.

“How did you realise you hated your boyfriend”. We’re just going to treat that like a normal thing to say?

makes Han and this guy (forgot his hame) the equivalent of flat earthers

Be fair to Han - he was in the underworld where people were probably trying to scam him every day. Scepticism is self-protection.

Are you stealing my thoughts? Stop stealing my thoughts.

We assume that it’s the first fifteen or so years, when you don’t even have authority over your own name, are the worst.

New Zealand’s on the right. What did we do?

I block people who are dishonest or abrasive. I’m here for entertainment, not for any higher purpose. I’m not obligated to give those people any attention and I have nothing to gain by it.

I’m blocking maybe a dozen across all of Lemmy. Things are much more pleasant.

Wha? Talk about a missed opportunity.

Put me down on the horrified side.

Hate that stupid face people make for Youtube.

So long as it doesn’t mean adding filler episodes where any changes to the established situation get undone in the last five minutes, yes.

I’m praying for my liver.