Can’t it be both? 😉

Looking your way Professor Catz 🛸

Wouldn’t it be the brown shirts?

“…ree to play…” So already ad/lootcrate supported crapware.

No real problem I can see with this 🤣

Yeah… he’s the one that looks like a burning oil can right?

I don’t see why not… but you can’t actually move when it kicks in… I mean, you can, just not fast enough to actually dodge a bullet.

Oh man… I was gonna guess hobo simulator ⚠️

Are brainrot videos the ones where someone on an impossibly clean set hides the 5 seconds of info you were promised somewhere in a 20 minute video the purports to explain the process you need and it end up no longer matching the software’s UI?

Asking for a friend ;-)

We used to get support for 5-9 years… the company is still unimaginably wealthy, but the fucking accountant-in-chief decided that he needed a few more Ferraris.

Tim Cook can eat a dick… (Or maybe that should’ve been pussy? I don’t want him to enjoy it.) 😅

Especially if you bump the OS 8 versions for no fucking reason… oh no wait! Rounded corners and a jellybean aesthetic were totally worth it 🤮 Tim Cook’s victory lap before he dies is to relive the early 2K 🍭

Bingo… it’s like 3.9* iOSes out of date and my broke ass can’t afford an upgrade after paying 1.8K for a fucking phone 2 years ago.

*8 if we’re counting the bullshit version bump iOS 26 😝

LOL 😂

I mean, buying a two year-old one is probably the only way to guarantee that you don’t have to fucking root it with a bunch of ADB commands… at least one of which will be left out of the tutorial, which you will have to watch five times, on reduced speed, because it’s a video tutorial made by a 13 year old or developer with a thick accent*.

• I’m going to get called out for racism here… it’s not. I love anyone who takes the time and effort to put together a tutorial that I need to watch to get stuff done… but I do miss written instructions 😢

Strongly agree… although this BS has given me pause for thought several times.

Meh…. Japan’s been pitching holographic data storage since the early 2Ks — at least —LMK when I can buy a magic holographic zip drive and I’ll be back.

It’s missing the random “Amazon’s Choice” badge on one of the 20 identical choices 🤣

I’ve been waiting my whole life for an action game with a shillelagh 😝

Clothespins… you’re welcome ☺️

AI generated companion tweaks my nipples for me… don’t even care.

Been waiting for this day since I was 14 😏

It’s the holidays and he misses his dad…

Boycott time. Fuck these pricks and their money.