Via con dios, Stamets, and welcome ummthatguy!

I’ll have something… green.

“Where’s the latinum, Lebowski?!”

“There’s weed in that nebula.”

It’s an ethical morass with no “correct” answer, unless there was some way to preserve three distinct sentient entities. Janeway had to make a choice and all the choices were bad.

You promise? I’d hate to find you were wrong and live forever.

“I have been, and always shall be, your friend. I mean it, you can’t get rid of me!”

everyone would take it.

Friend, if everyone on Earth got poisoned and the antidote was tap water, 20% of the population would refuse to drink.

Yes, he was Sonic the Hedgehog.

Did you have a whale of a time?

It’s fine, I’ve heard wangs are rising as well.

and they start making tanks

That would be crazy. That’d be like letting Boeing make your fighter jets…

Dear god.

“Did somebody say, ‘DICK?’”

“Caught trying to cross the boarder from the plane of Oblivion, huh?”

“Mr. Scott, can you rig up some form of cootie-catcher for me? It’s an emergency!”

The doctor laughed.

The tailor laughed.

The table laughed.

(With apologies to Captain Shaw, who got a raw deal in my opinion.)

Good things about ren faires:

1. Turkey legs
2. Bodices

End of list.

Today, ChatGPT. Tomorrow, Saberhagen’s Berserkers.