You be careful with those cigarettes, young man:

(I know you said no mushy stuff, but I’m gonna miss you! Take care of yourself, you hear?)

This might work; I had to use option 2: https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fnational-security%2F2025%2F07%2F14%2Fcia-oswald-jfk-assassination-joannides%2F

When reached for comment, James Hetfield responded, “YEAH-YEAAAAH, WHOA.”

Look sharp!

Take that, you green-blooded goblin!

Ears and tails become couture, confirmed!

Oh shit. There goes the planet!

Your brown-eye lid 😜

I am desperately hoping the people I tell about my ideas will steal them so the project will exist without me having to do anything.

🤡 We demand to be taken seriously.

Elon: “I want Grok to be an infallible source of truth.”

Engineer: “But that’s impos–you just want it to be you, don’t you.”

Elon: “Yes, make it me.”

So, during Bil’s man-to-man talk, Trump apparently said:

“They maybe had lunch with him or maybe had some correspondence for one thing or another,” he added. “If that name gets out, those people are destroyed because there’s not going to be any context.”

Innocent people thrown into concentration camps in El Salvador and Florida = OK

“Innocent” person has lunch with a pimp, procurer, and pedophile = THEY MUST BE PROTECTED

What a humanitarian 🙄

Be careful what you say, Janeway. You might think the Tal Shiar are bad, but they ain’t got nothing on the Greater Romulus Tourism Bureau.

“Hippies, huh? I know a thing or two about them, let me give them a good, stern talking-to.”

Well, according to one source:

At X, her base salary was reportedly $6 million, according to Market Realist. In addition to this, she was eligible for up to $2 million in annual performance bonuses and received $4 million in stock options spread across a three-year term.

So if she stuck around another year she’d have gotten another ~$1.3 million in stock options. Guess she figured it wasn’t worth it.

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell (asleep)?

If you don’t want to end up in sickbay, you’d better stay away from… The Death Pier.

and shove it in your ass,

I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.

The good news is that Gowron has dabbled in hypnosis: