“A warrior’s hug.”

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

“So, what do you think of my TNG script?”

“It’s great! But I don’t see any lines in here for Marina.”

“Who?”

“Counselor Troi.”

“I’m sorry, am I supposed to know who that is…?”

It’s too bad we never see the other colors of the Picard Rangers.

If it has an Xbox-style, controller-first interface, and its cost is subsidized by future game sales, that would be interesting. But at this point the Xbox division seems like they’re just phoning it in these days.

Worried this will just be another expensive, “us too!” handheld PC with poor battery life.

It can make one man weak,

make another man sing…

“Whoa-a-oh-a
oh-a-oh-a-
ooooohhhhh”

Ship too bomb.

“You have five minutes to bring main power back on line, Yorkshirey!”

“Five minutes? Luxury… back in my day, we had five seconds.”

Really? Looks fine to me, precious!

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Get me on the court and I’m trouble,

Messed around the other day and got a wizard double.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.