DreamButt

Ngl that’s like baby levels of nasty code. The real nasty shit is the stuff with pointless abstractions and call chains that make you question your sanity. Stuff that looks like it’s only purpose was to burn the clock and show off a niche language feature. Or worse than that even is when the project you inherit has decade old dependencies that have all been forked and patched by the old team

If all I had to worry about was organization and naming I’d be over the moon

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Some of the more eccentric types will collect the genitals too

Who said it was a typo :p

Oh tiny piece of cardboard save us from the demons of fur and claw

Mine would require an impressive feet of lifting my legs above my desk

There are job postings that not only actively encourage it as part of the job description but ask that you be enthusiastic about it

not to toot my own horn, but yeah a couple times. Especially when I was younger and really insecure about talking to women. Sometimes your brain just locks in and everything flows

I’ve gotten anywhere from 20k to 40k increases when I switch companies. If I stay I’m only getting the “standard” 2~4%

Booba good

Full stack baby

The real horror is parsing an sql body as json

Trunk based: am I a joke to you

Yeah lemme just grab my squints thirteen string guitar

Small teams ftw

They mostly aren’t. They just announced they will be migrating the entire system to azure in the coming months tho

Damn man. It took me months to convince the team to get off azdo

My coworkers also introduce needless additions to the call stack

Drugs. No seriously. Functioning like a normal human requires drugs. Oh and lots of therapy. That helps two

The only time I merge unstable code is behind a feature flag