“Why the fuck didn’t you stop them, Lon? 'Cause then you’d be dead too, asshole.”

Edit: Also Lon “Suder” McClane is kind of scary if you think about it.

Respec her as a vengeance paladin. She’ll still have Paladin of Shar tags for conversations and she won’t miss all the time.

Also anyone using fire bolt should know that it rolls on intelligence so she’s almost always gonna miss with it. Sacred flame is marginally better but since it has a dex save it tends to miss a lot too. I just use her mace when I have her as a cleric. Make her chug some strength elixirs and she’s fine as a melee cleric even in her trickster subclass. Or beeline to Withers and respec her as soon as you are able.

This meme left out the best ones:

Risky Ring is my favorite item in the game. Makes my gloomstalker assassin so deadly.

Do you guys think that maybe when he was writing his wedding vows he was actually addressing them to Transporter Room #3?

Piña*

Some say he’s still spinning to this very day:

I prefer his earlier songs like:

Man, the jpeg artifacts really make her Betazoid eyes pop. Like two black holes sucking away all the joy from Deanna’s life.

Does Flotter T Water live in Shrek’s swamp? Or is that a different swamp?

Geordi’s just happy he is the bard. It means he has a chance to get laid.

In that case the traitorous heart in question goes to Grethor. The rest of Martok will join the honored dead.

Both hearts at the same time?

Did you learn xenobiology from a ferengi?

As if a klingon warrior could die from a measly thing such as heart failure. Puh-lease.

The Advocate will refrain from meming Fek’lhr.

Video I found of a doctor applying a prescription deODOrant:

Mr Neelix is a talaxian, not a ferret. Common misconception but it’s considered rude in the 24th century to mis-species someone.

I’ve never assumed that interpretation. I always thought the gifts were given each day. So you end up with twelve partridges and pear trees at the end. The song says “on the nth day of christmas my true love gave to me” doesn’t that imply you are receiving all those gifts that day?