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4 months agoDon’t you touch my sedecordle!
Don’t you touch my sedecordle!
Yep, my girlfriend and I thought the same.
“Oh, I know how to solve our problem! We make our daughter cry!”
“But how?”
“Let’s brutally murder her toy elephant!”
A+ parenting right there
“I thought you had died of old age.”
“Died? No. Became stronger? Yes.”
Caiman
I hope she says yes, but demands twice her previous salary