Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?

I’ll boop you on the snoot.

…and now we wait.

Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

I bet the quality of this is also astronomical.

Go on.

What if being shamed is my kink?

Right, I agree with you there. I guess I should invert my question. If you’re tipping the driver, what is the delivery fee for?

These two costs seem redundant.

If you are paying separately for the delivery, what is the tip for?

I don’t really know what the legality of this is. The best explanation I can come up with is: Texas.

Last time I was in TX, one of my favorite food trucks had a sign that said “no longer excepting cash payments”. I laughed at the grammatical error, but was still a little sad about losing the option to pay with real money. It wasn’t hipster at all, but I guess the clientele was.

Anyway, yes. I see your point but a lot of places realize they have to get modern or fail. It makes me sad to think about.

I will if I ever meet one.

Maybe killing people is the wrong solution.

Yeah, I wish I knew this about a year ago. Thanks.

Technically a gay couple is twice as manly as a hetero couple.

Not really related to the story, I just like that fact.

Same. I literally use shampoo on my legs because they are so hairy.

Maybe they just typed it out how they would say it?

This world is so interesting.

I use youtrack. It’s a project management tool. It’s not open source, but does have a self hostable option.

https://www.jetbrains.com/help/youtrack/server/installation-and-upgrade.html

s/bold/pale/g

If I were trying to distinguish that green from a more common green, “bold” would not be the word I choose.

I guess you’ve never heard of the National Organization of Restoring Men.

I swear I am not making this up.

https://norm.org/