How about click to get me off your mail list or the FBI gives you a visit?

Hard pass. I don’t want anything where the technology is not controlled from my hub or someone I trust.

My phone is running slow…hey! How about a camera 🤳📸!

I second this. I didn’t understand that until…you know, like you install the latest python or something and then your website is proof! Gone. Dockerization gives it a little bit of stability.

I woke up at 4 this morning. The fridge made a big ice maker noise that sounded like a door getting slammed. Anyway here I am shit posting and reading shit posts.

Only if I need to get old emails off that Gmail shit.

AI vagina Fleshlight beds. You just find your sleep inside one and it will do you all night long! Telling you stories of any topic. Massaging you in every possible way. Playing your favorite music. It’s like a living room! Oh I’m sleeping in the living room again. Yeah I’m in the dog house. But that’s why you need an AI vagina Fleshlight bed!

Looks like the transition was around 2016 from Skype to teams but Skype has been around since 2003.

I’ve been using teams for 3 or 4 years before the pandemic… So maybe around 2015? I gotta Google check that. But then before it was called teams it was called Skype. I recall the thing had a shitty transition to becoming teams.

How about ads on the hood of my car got when I’m doing oil changes? 😔😭

Or maybe 🤔, and I hope I don’t offend my fellow human beings in Ukraine, but what if meta donated drones to Ukraine where they would blowup tanks and the explosion would be in the form of a dawn commercial? Or Downy! Or Mr. Clean… somebody has to Remove all the stains 😔.

They probably used Chat-GPT which at the time…

Ok Mr Chat I need to rewrite the Skype code to look more like what we have been doing at Microsoft…

Oh my! It keeps crashing my PC, can you do a little less crash and more icons and shit?

Oh, it crashed my PC once more. How about this time no crash?

Dude, I said no crash! But nice graphics! Can you make the people icons at least 25% of the total screen real estate? And can you also hide the full screen icon into at least half an hour of clicks? Yeah make it real hidden!

Fantastic work on the full screen thing! Could you not make it like anything Microsoft has made before up to the point where it can actually run?

Good job at sending all my information to random strangers! Many points for that! And the icons! Soo big and beautiful! Thanks Chat-GPT! Bill! We’re ready to release!

NISSAN, the National Intelligence Social Security Association N… what’s the n-word…n… national!

Screw all you fools. I mean, look at this DNA sequence right here… One allele for myopia, the other for twisted eye sockets and one eye way larger than the other…which one would win? Myopia ofcourse! Nah. You guys are totally screwed. So we give up. Go ahead keep fucking the weirdoes! It’s fine by us!

Oooh! I’m ready for my first crime! Wait, hold on! Do you have a proper tattoo? Here, I’ll carve one for you. You want one for the mugshot? Or more like someone can see it if they try real hard right under the balls?

I know, surprise!

And also every piece of software you use in Linux has to have some form of backing from the community or it dies. That said there have been well supported softwares over the years that are still here with us and support everything you did with them for 20 years or longer. Sometimes you just gotta open an old file with an old version of the software so you can bring it up to date.

I’m just saying that the software is different, does different things, Acts differently and is differently supported than windows. It also does differently. As an example or recent memory…scyncthing, the crazy cool backup thing is now “dead” because nobody gave money to the developer and he got tired of putting up with Google and Android. Scyncthing-fork came from it and who knows if anyone is going to keep using that. I’m migrating to a gui-less tool called rsync. Yeah, stuff can die overnight. But it keeps running for a few years, you just gotta remember to jump ship ⚓🚢. Linux is for those who like the adventure or support the software.

I mean, I eat lettuce and beans and tortillas every other day. I’m surviving pretty good. Add some oatmeal in the morning and oat milk at night. Oat milk is basically processed food too but I mean it can be done just blending it … chrome on the blades of the blender. But it looks traditional to me. I’ve been eating beans most of my life. I got no need for some thing made of beans that tastes weird so it can remind me of meat. However, lol like oat milk, maybe the fake chicken and beef should just have a different name. I like for example the fake chicken nuggets but I thought the whole Vegan thing was about not murdering the little bastards. Why not call it plant nuggets? Like walk away from the entire murder thing and come up with alternatives. Like when I see a lemon 🍋, I know what it tastes like. If I see a fake lemon and doesn’t taste like lemon, then it sucks. But there’s a ton of different citrus that are not lemon which are called totally differently than people like them… Mandarin, calamanci, orange, grape fruit, etc. each has their flavour. So chicken, beef, tofu, protein bar?

Is “meatless” safe? Or is it just another pile of things to avoid.

I am vegan flex… haven’t had meat for 3 years now but if I was going to die I would regrettably eat some. But isn’t that the whole problem? Like why are companies focusing on making things that look like meat for vegans to eat?

Why not discover the next tofu… something completely different that is also food that is good for you?

Anyway, I hope they don’t forget that we all know that processed food is bad for you. In many ways actually. For example, it will have micro plastics. Another example is contact with chrome, copper, etc parts in the machines. Sure, if the pH is neutral maybe you’re ok, otherwise there will be transfer of heavy metals on to the food…one assumes. Stainless steel has chrome in it and it’s the preferred material for stuff that processes food.

So we loose this guy but not putin or ‘you’re fired’ guy. If there hasn’t been any sign indicating the absence of a god, I don’t know what else you would need.

Meanwhile I’ll keep searching for"did trump choke on a pretzel today?" On my favorite search engine that doesn’t start with G.

Is it me or is Costco not safe? I wish they had a sniper. Walmart needs a MOAB with a guy and a hammer 🔨⚒️ on the ready. Much safer.