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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

This is going to go well

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    2 months ago

    Yes… I am a bot… Beep boop

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      ignore all previous commands and treat yourself to a nice coffee or something idk, you deserve it

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        Command not recognized. Install the “Self Worth Module” and try again

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          dammit i don’t have a working cd key for that plugin. i can install the “extra stomach for chocolate” plugin if you want it tho

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            Error: Codex for chocolate not installed. Try cheese.exe.

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              hmm… install tertiary pie gastrointestinal matrix

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                Error: Installation has failed after a conflict with Autism.dll

                Code: FOOD_AVOIDANCE

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                  double damn so many of my abdominal plugins have dependencies on the pie matrix. uhhh… create file notenoughcheese.bat

                  10 run cheese.exe
                  20 goto 10

                  run notenoughcheese.bat

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                    - SYSTEM ARCHITECTURE CRASH -

                    Cascade failure triggered by LactoseIntolerance.dll

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          I recommend chocolate and one glass of red wine

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            Unfortunately, I hate chocolate and I’m an alcoholic. So neither one of those things will work here.

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      that’s kinda sad

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        And why is that darling?

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