• gregorum@lemm.eeEnglish
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    9 months ago

    I have a good feeling about this…

    edit: ok, so I’m 13 minutes in, and I had to stop so I could smoke some pharmaceutical weed, because the banana-guava moonshine I’m day-drinking just isn’t enough.

    ok, of note: Kirk is immortal and played by a puppet that is definitely from Team America: World Police. I guess Snoop got it from Matt Stone or something, but it’s just perfect for this film somehow. Also, tribbles are in this move, but they’re, instead, fluorescent-colored afros called Cripples (as in the Crips gang), and they have hair picks stuck in them. it’s cute and funny.

    All of that crazy I’m talking about in a single picture:

    edit 2: immediately following this screen grab, Snoop emerges from the Guardian of Forever portal and tries to seduce the Cripples, which are, apparently, female. They’re into it.

    edit 3: you must be at least THIS wasted to enjoy this “film” (yes, that is a jar of moonshine)

  • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    9 months ago

    Between that cast and a 3.6/10 IMDB rating, I must watch what is assuredly a beautiful disaster.

    • TWeaK@lemm.eeEnglish
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      9 months ago

      Honestly I’m only 4 minutes in and I have no idea how it has such a low score - “Kirk?! Are you kidding? Is he still alive?” “Better than alive, he’s immortal!” “What the hell, don’t tell me he sold his soul to the Weinsteins!!”