• athos77@kbin.social
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    7 months ago

    We were in the communist state of New York and then we were in Connecticut and we just escaped all the earthquakes then we got to Massachusetts which probably had some earthquakes and we got to New Hampshire

    No no no, keep going, keep going!

    • runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7 months ago

      Dear Rudy,

      Go east about 500 miles. I guarantee you will find no communists there. And it’ll be a great place to set up your new life.

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7 months ago

      Christ, I thought you’d made that up but that’s the actual transcript. Dude makes Ralph from the Simpsons sound like Oscar Wilde.