• satanmat@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    3 months ago

    You look over and see a beautiful redhead leaning over her drink. You sit down next to her and introduce yourself…

    She says, I studied medicine, was head of freaking Starfleet Medical; but do they call me Doctor? No.

    I studied dance for 30 years, but do they call me the dancing doctor? No.

    I passed the bridge Officer exam so I could stand watch, but do they call me Commander? No.

    But you fsck one little ghost….