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schizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine

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Brazilian Sharks Test Positive for Cocaine

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schizoidman@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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Trace amounts of cocaine have been detected in Brazilian sharks, raising concerns about the impact on marine life.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17857329

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    They got it from the Colombian sharks.

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    Well…that’s certainly a sentence I read today that I didn’t think I would.

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    Time for the Cocaine Shark movie

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      Cocaine Sharknado (2025) I am so ready

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