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FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

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43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

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FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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Traps have been set up and thermal imaging cameras are being used in an effort to locate the fugitive monkeys, police said.
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    Is this that movie with Dustin Hoffman?

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      … Rain Man?!?

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        No Kung Fu Panda

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          Silly rabbit, Master Shifu is a red panda!

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          Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.

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