Silly rabbit, Master Shifu is a red panda!

Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.

I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

My dude they’re already here

… Rain Man?!?

“boooo they don’t oppose genocide. You should vote for the other guy who actively supports it instead.”

Fuck off with this disingenuous trolling bullshit.

Play both. One thing being great shouldn’t affect another great thing.

The shingles wouldn’t have stayed over the hole well enough

My dude, the patch just came out. It’s likely just a surge of traffic.

Joined! Let’s manage democracy together, brother!

Charlie Chaplin got done dirty. He was rocking that stache for decades earlier.

My dude, I agree with you. I’m just explaining how we get bullshit like this movie. Not actually supporting it or approving in any way. I can tell you right now that I have no intention of seeing this movie.

Also, everything is awesome.

I’m not disputing anything you’re saying, just trying to explain the logic of a movie production studio. If they’re trying to make a Minecraft movie, they’re going to gear it to maximize the revenue from their audience.

If they made it a kids movie, it’s because they thought that would make them the most money. Whatever kind of movie they made, it’s for monetary reasons.

That may be so, but that’s irrelevant to them. Their IP is Minecraft, not Roblox. They only need to appeal to the largest demographic of people who enjoy Minecraft (aka kids, not adults). The other interests of their target audience are hardly relevant. All that matters is that they’re interested in the topic though to see a movie.

Or more accurately, bug their parents to pay to see the movie. Because those are additional tickets, too.

1. that’s freaking adorable.

2. where can I get that “welcome” mat?

Rest in peace, Hvaldimir, you magnificent mammal.

Sports games have been doing it faaaar longer. Madden started in 1988, released a sequel in 1990, then hasn’t missed a year ever since. The baseball and basketball counterparts existed just as long.

But WoW didn’t really do anything new, just bigger, better, with a lot more funding. Everquest and Ultima Online did everything first, they just didn’t have that Blizzard money.

Hate to break it to you, but this had been around for decades before those games came around.

There… There aren’t a lot of things that would change that…