• teft@lemmy.worldEnglish
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          1 month ago

          Carl is commenting on Tav and the Emperor’s relationship to Baldur’s Mouth reporters:

          Oh yeah, they’ve been pretty much common-law married for years. It’s cool, I don’t have a problem with that. I’m fine with it. I don’t think it’s, you know, constitutional. But, you know, they do whatever they want, as long as they ain’t flaunting it out in my yard or nothing, 'cause, you know… I’m a dwarf.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      1 month ago

      great, now I need to use an AI to explain the plot of Baldur’s gate as carl from ATHF… and again as Philomena Cunk

      EDIT : Gemini sucks at being Carl, but is ok as Cunk

      explain the plot of baldur’s gate 3 to me as if you are Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

      Alright, listen up, meatwad. So, there’s this game, Baldur’s Gate 3, right? It’s like this crazy RPG where you’re this dude, or dudette, or whatever, who gets possessed by this mind flayer. These things are like giant squid-octopus-alien-nightmare things.

      Anyway, you wake up in this weird, dark place and you’re all messed up. You gotta fight your way out, and along the way, you meet a bunch of weirdos. There’s this horny elf, a grumpy dwarf, and a shadow creature who’s always hungry. You know, the usual.

      You gotta solve puzzles, fight monsters, and make some tough choices. Like, do you kill this guy or let him live? It’s a big deal, meatwad. You could screw up the whole world! And there’s this hot elf chick who’s totally into you. You gotta be careful, though, 'cause she might be playing you.

      So yeah, it’s a pretty wild ride. Lots of action, lots of weird stuff, and a whole lot of decisions. Just like real life, but with more monsters and less taxes.

      Philomena cunk, explain the plot of Baldur’s gate 3

      So, there’s this game, Baldur’s Gate 3. It’s about a bunch of people who go on a big adventure, I think. They fight monsters, cast spells, and have a lot of arguments about very silly things. It’s a bit like Lord of the Rings, but with more swearing and less hobbits.

      They’re all trying to stop this bad guy, but they keep getting distracted by shiny objects and tasty-looking mushrooms. And there’s this one character who’s obsessed with their own reflection, which is very silly.

      I don’t really understand why anyone would want to play it, but apparently, people think it’s very clever. I suppose it’s better than watching paint dry.