“This train doesn’t belong to you. So why don’t you turn around and face me, pumpkin?”

Pierce: “This train was commandeered legally under the—”

“Holy nutballs! What happened to your frickin’ face?!”

“Oh yeah? How about this - lady? - I don’t even know what to call you: you tell me why you look like you headbutted a belt sander, and I’ll let all of you go right now.”

-Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)