• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 days ago

    Hack his electronics and make his tv/laptop/phone do a jumpscare while he’s eating then he accidentally chokes to death. Total accident, nothing to see here.

    Or you know, he got a nice tesla. It be a shame the steering malfunctioned by a weird “software glitch” and definitely not a hacker.