No point; resistance is futile.

I’ll just see myself out.

More like Faux News

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

The word they’re looking for is “shitnami”.

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let’s do that!

Google does have a bad habit of pruning things…

Better yet, let’s call it “arrchiving”!

I’ve heard that you can’t easily search your entire email history with Proton mail. Have you found this to be an issue?

Nah, it’s orange, so it’s probably not thinking at all.

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There’s no cleaning that shit up.