Tomtits

Go for it, it’ll be the size of a brick but will only need charging every 18 months

Those are rookie numbers, there’s a Kickstarter project phone - Oukitel WP100 Titan: 33,000mAh

What the fuck?

I haven’t paid to see a film in yonks, after reading that I won’t even pirate his works

Just add feet, he’ll be reet

Hope someone does the end of Inglorious Basterds to all them in one room

Remember when long hair on lads just meant that they were hippies

Salted butter I hope

Yeah, keep it in the fridge and it’s viscous enough to do that.

After years of trial and error, I now use one of those old school egg slicers

Is that two teaspoons of neat marmite?

Are you administrating it as you would with cough medicine??

As long as you’re not having more than say 6-7 slices of marmite on toast I think you’d be within the daily salt intake.

It’s good when you stir a teaspoon of it into gravy

Don’t we all think about quitting work at least once daily?

Deffo, the outtakes on YT are worth a watch as well

I know, I was being sarcastic. Plus I love Peep Show.

If you watch the episode where Mark is with Valarie in the first season, Flagpole Sitta can be heard playing over the PA or whatever of the bowling alley.

Catchy tune, should really be used as a theme tune for something

Was it anything like this:

https://youtu.be/9RVCJXrunL4

Mitsabishi - Printer Jam

Have you seen Iron Sky??

Do you reckon people think that the stories in The Daily Sport/Sunday Sport are real?

Guys, the fuel is gas.

The bodies aren’t used for fuel like sticks or coal.

The gas is ignited, which burns the bodies.