Fucking buy it, this games fun as fuck, get chased by a cute giant humanoid carrot while a giant flaming skull shoots fireballs at you as you run and jump around shooting magic weapons like a badass Harry potter.

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

You’re shocked a corporation got what it wanted from the US government?

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

That photo is why I’ve covered my cameras, if that creepy spying fuck does it, there must be a reason.

Its both.

Busy booking flights.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Website says they’re 50$ short.

Bitch, I know what tone I’m using in texts, I don’t need to retone “You got any weed for sale”.

That totally won’t be used in an evil dystopian way…

Well, we have no fucking business being that damn tasty as well!

Pork has no damn business being that fucking tasty, like it’s its own fault we eat it.

Great, now it’s gonna hallucinate pouring me a beer and I’m gonna get into a fight with a beer tap again.