American here. Can I come? Please? And stay?
The UK is not better than America haha, just outwardly a little more subtle
Are the cops less murder-y at least?
Only because most of them aren’t allowed guns. A good number are still rapey and racist.
Way more tolerant of day drinking though, that’s a plus.
Same tbh. I’d rather just watch Brighton be mid this season with some crisps than all this.
I dream of watching Wolves be mid.
Stayed at Amberley Castle a couple years ago. I could go back there and never leave.
Just don’t forget to kill Philip first.
That place probably averages 28 stab wounds every night. A safe place, by American election day standards.
Well, considering that we shoot people here. 28 stab wounds is child’s play.
US knife crime rate is also 50% higher. I’d just be going around in Kevlar if I lived there.
Where is this pub?
I would like to go there.
beep boop it’s the Nag’s Head in London
Thank you!
So it’s £10 a pint then?
Or your 1st born child. They’re not fussy.
Good bot
Could be many in the UK. I had check it wasn’t Smith’s Tavern in Ashbourne.
As an Aussie, I guess I gotta work the bar?
Only if your name’s “Bruce.”
And you’re an alright cunt.
Mate!
bad news for us, the next election cycle starts immediately after this one, it will never stop
Seriously, it seems like their election campaigning goes on for years. I dunno how the yanks don’t just get fed up with it.
We do get fed up with it, but with the electoral college luckily only a small portion of us get hit with the worst of it.
Unluckily with the electoral college most of us get hit with the other worst of it AKA a Conservative candidate being competitive because the land gets to vote
I think they do which is how they’ve ended up with this.
It’s insane to me that politicians just tour around like popstars and you read things like: kamala raised another 250milion dollars to go on tour i guess, getting a job in america seems expensive, and when your country is doing so well, i guess it’s okay to just waste money on politicians. And in the end it doesn’t even matter, because they vote for the white old man anyway.
I dunno, if Mr. Drumpf follows through on his promises, you’d need to stick half the government in the bin before another election even happened.
That man has never followed through on a promise in his life.
I would be willing to bet he has followed through on numerous occasions.
But not on promises.Oh.
oh
Better get the pork scratchings in, this could be a late one.
Surely we’re not that desperate yet are we? There’s still kebabs to go yet.
Just a warning, it could be all week. Better tuck in.
What uh… what’s going on over here?
Rugby?
Entirely possible. In low res it just looks a bit… naked
If you start seeing naked people in every blur of pixels, it’s time to monk yourself. Get thee to a monastery.
Someone has to brew the weißbier for the next generation!
Naked Rugby 👀
Likely happens after every public school rugby match.
You all had your garb… rubbish vs rubbish moment already and rubbish won.
The US did in 2016 too. It’s just for some reason, a lot of you want to do it all over again :P
Oh well. Look on the bright side, we won’t have the US election cycle dominating our news again.
Regardless of who wins, at least it’s sure to be funny. I made my peace with the duopoly being identical plates of flyblown shit on expensive china months ago.
Who needs a blow?
ziiiiiiiip
Well since you’re offering…
Is this the fullback? I can’t remember its ages since I’ve been
