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dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Trans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ ruleEnglish
2·2 years agohah, this one is funny!
Also, echoing @Imotali@lemmy.world’s comment below (unfortunately you can’t sticky comments on lemmy): comments that express hate towards any group are a violation of instance guidelines. BE NICE.
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Don't follow the manual, follow what I say!English
3·2 years agoYou manager forgot the most important rule: when your employee actually knows what they are doing, LET THEM DO THEIR JOB.
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•You can’t be behind the counter while the register is running on the computerEnglish
1·2 years agoHahahaha! Never get between a kid and their entertainment lol
dystop@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The official reddit app is not even supported on my device.English
6·2 years agoHonestly Reddit doesn’t infuriate me anymore. I haven’t been on reddit for 2 weeks now and I no longer feel the urge to check that site. I expect I’ll still end up there occasionally when I search for stuff, but gone are the days when I spend an hour or two every night on reddit.
dystop@lemmy.worldOPMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Cover myself while I breastfeed? OKEnglish
1·2 years agohidden for now
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•"Hang this out to dry"? OKEnglish
3·2 years agoThis is the first time I’ve seen “gimp boy” being used this way.
dystop@lemmy.worldOPMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Cover myself while I breastfeed? OKEnglish
1·2 years agoObject permanence takes time for babies to learn haha
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Fuck 'em, I wasn't even hired for that.English
1·2 years agoHi! Thanks for contributing. Do u mind explaining why this is malicious compliance? I’m not sure I get the link.
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Don't want to listen to the information I have to tell you? Your loss.English
1·2 years agoI hope the guy enjoyed the extra 30 seconds he saved by not listening to you that day.
dystop@lemmy.worldOPMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Won't let me use someone else's (free) rewards card? No problem, i'll make you sign me up for another card!English
1·2 years agoYeah that’s true. It’s been a long time since it happened, but I remember she was also puzzled at the cashier’s behavior, so I’d love to think that she enjoyed it too!
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say howEnglish
0·2 years agoI personally think the best “maliciouscompliance” act mods can do in the long term is to switch up all the subs.
So technology will be used for gardening, gardening will be used for android, android will be used for coffee, coffee used for pcgaming, etc. It’ll make everything really confusing for new users and help slow their growth.
dystop@lemmy.worldOPMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Can't sell water? Ok, here's some free water with your peanut purchaseEnglish
4·2 years agoThe official reason for such rules are usually “we need a mix of vendors” or something like that.
The unofficial, true reason is usually that the organizer wants to be the only one selling water so they can sell it for $5.
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Reddit: open /r/pics or else. Mods: OK but you didn't say howEnglish
1·2 years agoDefinitely allowed. For now, anything that fits in the spirit of malicious compliance is fair game, it doesn’t have to be text only too.
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•How to close down Production 101English
1·2 years agoAutomation brings speed and consistency, but there’s a significant difference between consistency and accuracy.
I deal with automation vs manual input a fair bit also, this is really accurate.
As a rule of thumb, when one or two cases go wrong, it’s usually human error. If hundreds of cases go wrong at once, it’s probably automation run amok.
We were disqualified due to my automations because they considered them cheating.
What the hell? I’ve never heard of anyone being scolded for being more productive.
I guess everyone in your office must write everything out on parchment and quill then.
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•How to close down Production 101English
0·3 years ago“the person who has been working here for a long time must be wrong, it can’t ever be the automated system!” - said no sane human being ever.
dystop@lemmy.worldOPMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•[REPOST] Check my employees clockings at work? No problem. No problem at all.English
2·3 years agoyou’re welcome! I already see a few bits of OC, i’m hoping that eventually OC will outweigh reposts!
dystop@lemmy.worldMto
Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Can't go to the bathroom more than once per class? OK, I'll just stand outside the classroom.English
1·3 years ago
i’m sure many people can relate to teachers and bathroom permissions!
this deserves to be its own post!