ettyblatant

I’m an elder millennial and I have had absolutely no problem buying goldfish into adulthood. With this change, i’ll inevitably be calling them Chilly SeeBas, so idk how much more adult they’re going for in my demographic

Yes, but, what about a Good Cat With a Gun? Endless lives could be saved!

Fucking SAME. I bartended and served through college (my degree doesn’t pay well due to YouTube tutorials that have flourished in my industry, lol ouch) and after, and then finally at 30 I started temping in manufacturing, which led to me permanently hired at a huge company with ridiculous benefits, and am now a supervisor in engine assembly that will make 6 figures in 3 years.

I desperately wish I had gone into trade school when I was 18.

Tbf, a few of those look like napkins from the hot dog stand

Tooffoundland

!twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works

This is the worst thing I’ve read today

Talking online with a friend 20 years ago (I can’t even remember what we used to talk online back then), I said something rude probably, and he typed “well, that’s pr” and I said “?” And he said “etty blatant” and that became my punk name from then on