Holy sheets

I don’t know how people are getting by. Average household income in the US is like $121k/year. I would be in trouble if that was my household income and I don’t know how people are affording groceries making $60.5k each.

Good news for Boeing

He has other shit going on, yes, but Cavill left the show because the writers weren’t sticking to the source material.

The entire catalog of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
“Heyo-o, listen to what I say-o.”
What a masterpiece!

I would attend town halls if I knew there would be breakdancing

How did you get your superpowers?

I bought shrimp at Walmart.

I know I deleted all my posts from multiple accounts before coming here.

We already have the whole of human knowledge in our pocket and we look at cat memes. AI isn’t going to change that.

Well, Texas cops aren’t gonna do it…

My battery sucks after this update. Once I get down to 30% it free falls.

Laws for me, not for thee.

Food and housing is actually more important and, you know, shit is expensive.

“The light was on.”

YES, that’s perfect

Yeah, I was thinking either keep Jaws or the Mayor

Jaws - Jaws

Mama Mia, Papa pia…

I could take a sloth. Probably.

I’ll just wait until Black Friday. Thanks Randy.