Laws for me, not for thee.

Food and housing is actually more important and, you know, shit is expensive.

“The light was on.”

YES, that’s perfect

Yeah, I was thinking either keep Jaws or the Mayor

Jaws - Jaws

Mama Mia, Papa pia…

I could take a sloth. Probably.

I’ll just wait until Black Friday. Thanks Randy.

I’m just there for the free games

It’s Jimmy Patterson!

lol the article is paywalled

They are usually Mercedes vehicles

Well, the article link isnt working but yeah, this doesn’t make any sense. If the son is a green card holder than I would think the parents aren’t citizens either? Maybe he’s adopted?

A thermometer, in direct sunlight all day.

RoboCop on PS5.

If we don’t buy $80 games, they WILL put them on sale. I haven’t paid full price for a game since Horizon FW came out and it’s worked out pretty well.

EDIT: maybe not Nintendo…

I’m always too worried about screen scratches to go with a refurb.

A cheaper-made Tesla? Sounds awesome

Every bit of this sounds like it’s own horrible idea and they just threw it all into one big horrendous pile of nonsense.