bonus panel, inspired by @ummthatguy’s Borg bonus panel

  • Norgur@kbin.social
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    7 months ago

    “Vaccines have been around for thousands of years, and here we are, the pinnacle of what Starfleet has to offer, wasting the little time we have before Riker gets us in trouble by flirting with a multidimensional fungus or some such with this crap?! No, I can’t do it, I’ve had it, where’s that ghost at?!”

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        7 months ago

        Well, let’s just say there was a young, eager multidimensional fungus-lady that lived outside space-time. Then she met this brazen spaceship officer with that mischievous smile,cone lead to another and 9 months later, a wee little mycelium started spreading it’s spores across the dimensions. It grew strong and healthy and welcomed all spaceships to travel along it because it hopes that one day, it’s father would be among them and tell it how proud he was.

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            7 months ago

            Well, Picard was tokyo drifting at warp 13 and for some reason was able to just go straight. Maybe Riker had trouble finding the wormhole.