Or duct tape holding one of the pointy parts on after it broke that one time Red tried to prove to Harold that yes he could cut down a tree with it.
His second try did work, proving him right, though Harold contends that it didn’t count because the second “tree” barely even qualified as a stick.
“I never said I could cut down an old tree, I just said I bet I could cut down a tree with this thing!” Red wins on that technicality and Harold rolls his eyes and cuts to the next scene.
This, THIS is the type of fan creation that could save the Internets. So sick of harry potter fanfic and all anime, let’s pump up RED GREEN, the lodge and HAROLD. yasss
9/10 … that bat’leth should have duct tape hand grips … and it should be spotted with rust.
No honorable warrior would allow his weapon to rust.
Who said anything about honor? … for Mr. Green, the Klingon Empire should at least find him handsome.
Or duct tape holding one of the pointy parts on after it broke that one time Red tried to prove to Harold that yes he could cut down a tree with it.
His second try did work, proving him right, though Harold contends that it didn’t count because the second “tree” barely even qualified as a stick.
“I never said I could cut down an old tree, I just said I bet I could cut down a tree with this thing!” Red wins on that technicality and Harold rolls his eyes and cuts to the next scene.
This, THIS is the type of fan creation that could save the Internets. So sick of harry potter fanfic and all anime, let’s pump up RED GREEN, the lodge and HAROLD. yasss