Farmer: Hey, Sweet Potato. How is it you became sentient again?
Sweet Potato: I was bitten by a radioactive person and gained human-like powers. Also I’m no longer a Sweet Potato.
Farmer: What are you then?
Sweet Potato: I think, therefore I Yam.
That awkward state when you think you’re Yammy, but you’re actually yummy.
Once again proving that you can lead a horse to lager, but you can’t make him think.
This is now my second favorite “cart before the horse joke”.
What is the first?
Reading through that was a throwback. A lot of “you sir have won the internet” type comments
A simpler time. I wish I could go back.
Thats a lot of deleted comments, feel like i stumbled upon a genocide
Or as I call it: Tuesday
we’ve come a long way from the Magna Carta
One might even say it’s been a long road
It’s been a long road, getting from here to their
Honestly one of my favorite jokes. I love the stupid horse into a bar format, the misdirect that it’s going to be a deep philosophical joke, and the reveal reveal of a dad level pun.
I actually just used this a couple weeks ago in a discussion post for college.
Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
- Bruce
I Kant believe you’ve done this…
Thank you Q…