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minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 years agoThank you for making me relive my trauma. I’m not sure the optometrist’s armrests ever worked properly again after my death grip from the one and only time I tried contacts. EYES ARE NOT FOR TOUCHING.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoI’d rather be tortured by Gul Madred.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years ago“Place your hand over your right eye and tell me how many lights you see.”
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agoI’m with you. I don’t know how people do it.
Thank you for making me relive my trauma. I’m not sure the optometrist’s armrests ever worked properly again after my death grip from the one and only time I tried contacts.
EYES ARE NOT FOR TOUCHING.
I’d rather be tortured by Gul Madred.
“Place your hand over your right eye and tell me how many lights you see.”
THERE ARE EIGHT LIGHTS!
I’m with you. I don’t know how people do it.