OG Star Trek fanfic writers getting their typewriters out to hammer out a Kirk/McCoy 50000 word masterpiece.
Meanwhile Captain Archer: “Just keep him away from my dog.”
This is false, Phlox spoils Porthos. The only reason Porthos is sad to be in the care of Phlox is that it means daddy’s gone
He drowns Porthos in one episode
That was to save his life, wasn’t it?
It was yes. Still I dont think the captain was super happy about it.
How does it always manage to be better than the show?!
Doesn’t Janeway do both?
😳
I get the joke, but of course in reality we all know there’s no way in hell Sisko is going to ask Picard for advice.
Computer, deactivate Emergency Medical Hologram.
Archer: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I’m dying.”
Pike: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to die.”
Kirk: “I try to stay out of sickbay, unless I want to get drunk.”
Dal: “I try to stay out of sickbay, because that shit’s boring 💀”
This is a glorious meme. Laughed out loud.
