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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up63·29 days agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·29 days agoI rarely physically shudder from text
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·29 days agoWhy? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·29 days agoJust know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·28 days agoDo you need us to call someone for you?
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·29 days agoI too try to only shit on company time
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·29 days agoThey’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol. Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·29 days agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·29 days agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·28 days agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I rarely physically shudder from text
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
Do you need us to call someone for you?
Sounds exciting!
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
What a terrible day to have eyes.