Should I post this to software gore?
Three Partial headlines are shown, what more do you want? 😤
Amateur. You’re supposed to blame Chinese hackers paid for by George Soros, and go on like nothing happened.
Anthony Weiner woke up in a cold sweat. He had no idea why.
he’s like well if im gonna do it ill might as well save money on the investigation and cut out the middleman
The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow
It’s all fun and games until they figure out how to take us with them
I knew it was a guy just from the title alone, it’s always a guy who does these things
Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.
Can we ban nypost from this comm please? They’re not a credible source
Immediately reminded me of this skit from Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGAaEnecfU
lunch-break masturbation
Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That’s lunch break, right?
Wait, isn’t this how everyone does WFH lunch?
I knew I was forgetting something… Need to find my blender.
Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.
What’s not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That’s the part that’s not ok
Gotta put a nice topping on that shake!
I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?
Depends on how much you care about stealth.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head. If you want to end your career, just resign. You don’t actually have to do something like this first.
You gotta wonder what the fuck was going through that idiot’s head
Probably lead particles and ivermectin
Texting a video, oh my, that must have been exhausting per se but with the touchscreen smartphone keyboard it seems even more epic, to write so many 0s and 1s… kudos also for the receiver that translated the binary into a reproducible format…
If only he’d sent war plans, he could have just shrugged and moved on like nothing happened.
Maybe a video of him jerking off to war plans
This isn’t the warthunder forums….
Naughty little unit left their flank exposed!
Oof that’s a little too on the nosecone.
Some of the best parts-
“City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim told investigators she had spoken to Ross about a police officer’s suicide just minutes before she received a video of the mayor going to town on himself.”
"Ross tried to put the jack back in the box — explaining to Stalheim that he recorded the “sexy video for his girlfriend” on his lunch break and requested the attorney delete the smut and keep the entire incident between the two of them.
The wanker later told city investigators that his girlfriend’s name also begins with the letter ‘C,’ which is why the vulgar vid was mistakenly sent to a contact saved as ‘City Attorney,’ the outlet reported."
As to political party, the post is “apolitical,” so there is no party affiliation.
As to political party, the post is “apolitical” so there is no party affiliation.
False.
ffs, personal shit on personal devices, work shit on work devices. That way you don’t fat finger dick picks to colleagues.
I think you mean fax finger dick picks to colleagues, but how did you know?
adds to ‘Things to do on your last day to burn all bridges if you magically come into wealth’ wish list
Even better practice is to assume that all your phone data is public.
Oh no!
As to political party, the post is “apolitical,” so there is no party affiliation.
We already know there’s like a 90% chance it’s a Republican, even without knowing that this is rural North Dakota.
Confirmed
From back before he was mayor: ‘Alderman Tom Ross disagreed. “Obviously, since I’m the only one up on the dais without a face mask, I’m going to speak to the other side,” he said.’
I’m sure the post would’ve highlighted it if it were a democrat. Just fascist propaganda things…
Lol the use of wanker here is 10/10
Male ‘mistakes’
Im a male, with a job, and had 0 accidents. Am I doing something wrong?
You’re juste using proper numeric hygiene by locking your phone when you masturbate during lunch breaks. Like everyone ought to.
Or don’t use your ‘O’-face for your face unlock.
Why is everyone doing sex stuff over zoom of all places
They aren’t…the Canadian was changing from joggers to his work clothes and left a camera on so I’m not even sure why that got collected into masturbating. Unless people here are so unfamiliar with the naked body they don’t know these are separate things.
Why bring facts into sexist generalizations?
This is my worst nightmare, this is why I have ordered a 3d printed camera cover for my webcam, easy to double check that it’s covered
